The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Apparently the alarm company didn't believe me when I told them last year to take me off their call list after I sold the store last year...I got the call this morning at 0442 hours that entry had been made at the store and deputies were responding...When I got through on the phone everybody was a little too busy to fill me in so I'll get the details on the news tonight like everyone else...My Mom said she saw it on the 4PM edition on channel 13 but I wasn't tuned in...Here's the only news story so far, but it doesn't give many details...Ben
More of a complex one than it seems on the surface I guess.
There's the value of the guns to the store; the street re-sale value, which would probably be much much less; and some sort of pseudo-ethical value based on the number of gunshot victims multiplied by the carbon footprint of the manufacturing process and divided by the size of the late Charlton Heston's estate...
-- Edited by ddvmor on Tuesday 15th of December 2009 01:56:24 PM
When I checked yesterday, the inventory was not complete, but they were estimating wholesale value between $40,000.00 and $50,000.00...When the burglary occured when I still owned the store in 2007, 54 handguns were stolen and after all was said and done, the insurance company sent a check for $52,000.00...
Here is a link to some video of the incident...Ben
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