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ddvmor


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Haven't had any 'Madness' in a while...
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...so here's some for you.


Apparently this guy was so addicted to commenting on forums and blogs that he died of starvation.  Mad, I tell you.  Mad.  I don't want any of that here!  If anyone thinks they're about to die due to an addiction to the Bored Board, tell me right away.



-- Edited by ddvmor at 13:38, 2005-06-17

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bonniepirateanne


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and what would be your reaction to that one? just so i know...

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ddvmor


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Well, obviously I would tell you not to!  And since it would be a Royal Decree from the JDK, your would be obliged not to die.  And if you don't obey a Royal Decree from the JDK, you're clearly comitting treason, which would be punishable by death.  So, put simply, if you die... I'll kill you!

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Ermm, OK, so his wife & son basically watched him die?  I'm sorry, but why didn't they plug the bloody plug out?

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This totally sounds bogus like something the Onion would write. I mean come on it is too ironic especially the end where he was supposed to write a column about how bad his health was.

If some of you don't know what The Onion is, you have to check it out. Its the best.
http://www.theonion.com/index.php?pre=1

-- Edited by BrianS at 21:34, 2005-06-17

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If it makes you feel better, JDK, I just had a cheeseburger and a club sandwich for lunch today.

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ddvmor


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Good.  I can sleep a little better at night.


Brian's probably right though



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Aodan


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I've never heard of anyone dying from too much posting before - but I have heard of gamers dying or getting very very ill because they never stop to eat/drink/sleep....

That's why I make sure if I'm gaming, I've got lots of snacks and water on hand.




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ddvmor


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My brother's old flatmate lost his job let his parrot die from neglect because he was addicted to World of Warcraft.

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ddvmor wrote:

My brother's old flatmate lost his job let his parrot die from neglect because he was addicted to World of Warcraft.

Really? Was it worth it?



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ddvmor


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Er.  Well he also lost a flatmate, when my bro decided that he wasn't going to share a flat with a computer game addicted moroan with no income - if he was too busy gaming to go to work, was he even gonna find time to nip to the dole office?


Apparently loser flatmate is at a very high level in the game.


Poor parrot...



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NateO


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Er, yeah. What a moron! Poor little bugger.

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