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ddvmor


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When I was a kid, I had one of those stippled artex ceilings with all the random little blobs on it. When I looked up at it, particularly when I had my bedside light on, which created shadows behind the stipples, I could see the distinct pattern of a rather grumpy face in it.

yesterday evening, whilst lying in bed staring at the ceiling, as you do, I happened to notice a pattern in the swirly artex ceiling right above my head. it made me giggle. And when I pointed it out to Catfish, it made her giggle too. I was so tickled by it, in fact that I took a photo of it with my phone to share it with you lovely people.

Can you see what we saw? Does it make you giggle, too?



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JonnyStead


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Um.... nope I cant see it mate -

-- Edited by JonnyStead on Monday 7th of December 2009 04:59:27 PM

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Darren has obviously beem standing too close to the wassail bowl for too long again...no...Ben

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Hmmm.  I've tried staring at it until my eyes start to unfocus and I've tried giving it just a quick flash.  But to no avail.  Looks like I'm not destined to giggle.

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ddvmor


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Anyone?

Come on guys...

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Maybe the lighting in the picture isn't right? I'm not sure I see anything giggleworthy either.. :(

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ddvmor


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You're all so rubbish.

Look closely at the very centre of the picture. It's quite small.

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Oh. There it is... O.O

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JonnyStead


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Nope, still dont get it - sorry

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Aodan wrote:

Oh. There it is... O.O



Heh. Ceiling cock is watching you! wary

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I don't think I'd be able to sleep there anymore.

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Can't see it with the lights out!

Still... it's always watching with it's one good eye...

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boooooooooooooo!

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You should be careful. You could have your very own ceiling cock and not even know it. Your ceiling cock could be spying on your kids right now!

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All ceilings have been inspected.. no cocks in sight.


Phew!

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ddvmor


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Good to know. Do you have any other ceiling images to report though? A landscape maybe?

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Erm, still not seeing it? confuse


I am a smidge jealous of your ceilings tho. Whoever put up the ceiling in my house went a little happy with the glitter, so I have a sparkly popcorn ceiling. Kind of feels like you're in a bad 70s disco all the time.

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lol I have the same kind of ceiling in my living room... it's only got a touch of glitz though

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Lol, that's a big ol' beefheart right there.

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For those that are having trouble seeing the ceiling cock:



All I can say is, if you can't see that, you've probably been playing with your own a bit too much!

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ddvmor wrote:

For those that are having trouble seeing the ceiling cock:


I still don't get it...Of course since youve given us a clue now, I may be handicapped because I own the larger, standard-sized American version and don't want to get eyestrain searching for the diminuitive UK/EU edition...spaz...Ben

 



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wut da hell   confuse


Maybe while most of us have a guardian angel to look over us, you my friend have a guardian penis.

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I can think of worse things than a guardian cock

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ddvmor


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Feel free to list 5 of them.

Include pictures if it helps.

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JonnyStead


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ddvmor wrote:

Feel free to list 5 of them.

Include pictures if it helps.



 King Herod as a childminder... (no. 1)



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