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JonnyStead


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I cant believe I never thought of this before...
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http://www.ukdeedpolls.org.uk/?gclid=CLvv9orxoZ4CFUYA4wodBW-hlA

£14.99 and I can change my first name to Godfrey.... which I can then shorten.....

to GOD !


Genius -


"Hello God, come right in"

"Excuse me God, would you like a cup of tea?"

The aptness of this washes over me like a a sea, recently parted... by me.

I need at least one good reason not to do this - before 10pm or I'm off to the races!*









* Not really gonna do it....

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Andromeda


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You should totally do it. It'd rock!

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Susan


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I'm really not sure I could have God as my boyfriend - you'd never feel an equal partner in THAT relationship!   hmm

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command_z


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or........you could move to Mexico and become Jesus   confuse

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ddvmor


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Why would you bother with a name that you have to shorten. Since you can change your name to anything you like, you can simply go straight for God. Of course then a whole bunch of people wouldn't believe in you. The only ones that would believe in you would be the ones that you currently think are idiots for beleiving in you. It would make social interactions difficult:

Godstead: "Morning JDK... JDK? Hellooooooo? Anybody there? Can you hear me? Helloooo!"

True Believer: "He can't hear you God. He doesn't belive. You should smite him! And then smite all the abortionists and evolutionists while you're at it!"

Godstead: "Smite? Oooh. That's a nice idea. Wait a minute. You're a moron. F*ck off!"

JDK: "Are you talking to yourself again, nitwit?"

True Believer: "Nope. Praying!"

Godstead: "Dickhead. Sod off and run a soup kitchen or something"

True Believer:"What was that, God? Have a holy war against the unbelievers?"

Godstead: "No, you idiot... hang on. A holy war? For me? This could be fun. Go ahead dude..."

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JonnyStead


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I like it - as long as I dont have to talk to the little people - I should ignore all attempts at contact due to my non-existence...

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Andromeda


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Susan wrote:

I'm really not sure I could have God as my boyfriend - you'd never feel an equal partner in THAT relationship!   hmm


True. But I was thinking it might make the 'oh god' comments go over a little easier. biggrin

wary

 



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Susan


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Andromeda wrote:

Susan wrote:

I'm really not sure I could have God as my boyfriend - you'd never feel an equal partner in THAT relationship!   hmm


True. But I was thinking it might make the 'oh god' comments go over a little easier. biggrin

wary

 

whisper.gif  But he answers me even now  when I exclaim "Oh God!"

 



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Andromeda


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Excellent! Carry on then... carry on...

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sha76jam


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Susan wrote:

I'm really not sure I could have God as my boyfriend - you'd never feel an equal partner in THAT relationship!   hmm


Did I miss something?!!

 



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Susan


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sha76jam wrote:

Susan wrote:

I'm really not sure I could have God as my boyfriend - you'd never feel an equal partner in THAT relationship!   hmm


Did I miss something?!!

 

You might have...aww

 



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sha76jam


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Hmmmm. Mother + confirmed chid hater v God asking you out?

God asked you out???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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JonnyStead


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Its better than my normal plan - I usually just slip it into a 'virgin' -



Blimey, that was wrong even for me !

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sha76jam


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You've changed your name already?

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sha76jam wrote:

You've changed your name already?


It's the only way Susan would lower her standards......that far...batting...Ben

 



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sha76jam


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Only batting?  I expected more cannon.gif.

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sha76jam wrote:

Only batting?  I expected more cannon.gif.


I like to start slow and build up speed...It makes it last longer...clap...Ben

 



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sha76jam


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How very true wink

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JonnyStead


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I think she has excellent taste - peons :)

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ddvmor


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Doesn't say much for you, if she like peons...

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JonnyStead


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HA! ha ha ha ha!!!!!




You're not funny you know -



Well maybe a bit.

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Susan


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JonnyStead wrote:

I think she has excellent taste - peons :)


As do you!  aww



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ddvmor


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Yuck. I just slipped on a puddle of vomit left by the last person to read this thread!

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ddvmor wrote:

Yuck. I just slipped on a puddle of vomit left by the last person to read this thread!


Did it smell like Diet Dr Pepper?...If so, it was probably me...bleh...Ben

 



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