The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Yes, I have indeed returned. I have been on a very exciting course for the company and then had my brother down for the weekend. He's still here. I cant get rid of him. I was forced to take him on the town on saturday, glastonbury yesterday and and being forced to play pool tonight.
Did I mention that I have the day off today? One of my many, many enforced holidays. heh.
I've only taken a week off (other then these two days) so far. I will be taking 2 glorious weeks in the summer and then spreading the rest out over the remainder of the year. It's gonna be great!