The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I can't get behind Bon Jovi on the basis that most of his fans seem to be middle aged women these days... my opinion may be coloured by the fact that an irritating middle aged woman on my team was very excited that she got tickets for her and her middle aged women friends when he played in Bristol and talked about it for months before and months afterwards.
I can't get behind Bon Jovi on the basis that most of his fans seem to be middle aged women these days... my opinion may be coloured by the fact that an irritating middle aged woman on my team was very excited that she got tickets for her and her middle aged women friends when he played in Bristol and talked about it for months before and months afterwards.
Say it aint so!!!! Do I detect some jealousy your Highness?
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