The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I've just found this well Robin Hood page where ya can Pope in Rome on the bloomin' range any normal text ter Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, brummie, gerdie or whatever ya loike. it's sooo Harry Kewell!
Na I am garn ter Scapa Fla ter ua and Beans on Toast messages on there in strange dialects!