The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
All of this week, my cat, Rochester has been on tablets for a tummy bug/chest infection. He's never been poorly enough to need tablets before, so this has been the first time I've had to give them to him.
There were 10 tablets, all of which I managed to get down him. Unfortunately, with almost every tablet, Rochester managed to get his milligram (or three) of flesh, mainly near the start the week. By the end of the week, I have acquired 14 extra holes in my hands and arms.
Based on that I would say that Rochester was the reigning champion!
Aw poor Roach - for some bizarre reason I thought this thread was going tell me he had met his demise which made me sad before I even read the thread !
So, whilst I feel for your arms - I am delighted he is still well
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I shall pass on your good wishes to the Roach!
