The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
He's the leader of the British National Party and a bigoted twat. His defence when confronted with his racism and homophobia on the BBC's Question Time programme recently, was that the BNP was less extreme than it used to be and now only preaches racism and homophobia.
He finds homosexuals 'creepy' and thinks black people have a chip on their shoulder about slavery and are stupid.