The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
that Hengle didn't really drag that guitar thru saltwater in the YOU video. I just noticed that in the video. It has to be creative editing...right?????
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You can pour syrup on poop, but that don't make it pancakes!
It was a 'dead' electric guitar of mine. It only cost me £15 15 years ago and had problems with its electrics. I wouldnt have allowed a functional instrument to be damaged.
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson