The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Only there are apparently 8 outlets serving my tiny oxfordshire village and as far as I am aware no-one currently delivers anything in the way of junk food to my door :(
The branch locator is great, I have 12 locations close to me but ...."For super secret ninja reasons, we cannot disclose the exact location of our franchises."