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Andromeda


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Date: Mar 17, 2004
Ok, so how funny is this...
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So, after I left my last job, I took a job with the headhunter who found me that position. My first task as a headhunter? I need to find someone for my old job *and* my old manager's job who left a week and a half before I did.


How's that for irony...


I keep checking people's resumes for "will commit fraud"... haven't found one yet



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VicM


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Nice!  Very Ironic!


Do many people have 'will commit fraud' as an entry on their cv (resume)?


 



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ddvmor


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Presumably, someone with 'have committed fraud' would get the job over someone who simply 'will commit fraud' on their CV/Resume, given that they have more direct experience in the fraudulentary commitulation area.



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Andromeda


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At this point I'd take either, but people seem to be reluctant to list their fraudulent activities on their cv/resume... go figure

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bonniepirateanne


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hey and.. i'll be graduating at the end of the year so i'm in need of a job, i've attached my resume/CV..


Katherine Anne Reid
very young
Belfast


Bachelorette in Law
MSc in creating hyperlinks


will commit fraud


enjoys eating biscuits and socialising with cyberfriends


references:
KT Reid
Belfast


Katie Reid
Belfast





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Andromeda


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Date: Mar 24, 2004
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Perfect! You've got the job!


Although, I fear coming to new york every day will be one heck of a commute...



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