The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Following on from The Stead Thread (which he has rudely ignored despite our best efforts...), do any of you have ideas on how I can entertain my 7yr old godson this weekend? I am tempted to let him create a CoH character...but I am concerned that he will level faster than me and make me feel small.
You're in Portsmouth. So you have to take him on the obligatory trip to the HMS Victory. And then you could take him to see examples of outstanding period architecture, like the Tricorn Centre. Oh... you can't. They knocked it down.
Failing that... pop him in the oven and roast him for...ohhh... 4 hours with a bit of rosemary, olive oil and an sage and onion stuffing. Serve with veg. Very tasty.