The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It's just wrong. As wrong as cucumber jam. The pictures made me cringe.
Before you start wondering whether this si suitable for work, by the way, I can assure you that it's fine. It's an article about nose peircings being used to support glasses. Nice.
You have to. You can't tease us with the prospect of seeing pictures of you pulling faces whilst being electrocuted and then bottle out at the last minutes. It's just rude, not to mention against the law. Don't tell me you've never read the Teasing With The Promise of Humourous Pictures Of Electrocution Act of 1964? Who's with me on this?
Have you ever accidentally bumped into your glasses and knocked them off kilter?
I can't help but imagine how bad that would hurt if said glasses were attached to your face...
I've snagged and yanked on some of my peircings and it was not a pleasant experience.. I can only imagine how bad that would hurt on your face.. between your eyes no less..
I can tell you that it was never on purpose. The other day I got one snagged on my loofa.. the room went black for a moment and I was afraid to look to see what might have happened. Thankfully everything was where it was supposed to be - but egads that hurt. Those same peircings have been snagged on sweaters, bumped into etc...
Back when I still had my nose peirced, I got that snagged when taking a hoodie off once. Most unpleasant.