The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
The last time I had that hairstyle, I was marched to the barber shop with a few hundred other inductees...It took the barber all of 30 seconds in the chair, then I had to pay him a dime for the indignity...And it wasn't done by a bunch of good-looking babes, either......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
Does that mean if I got off the plane at Heathrow with just my suitcase and my Discover Card, I'd probably starve to death?...I had no idea the credit card I've used since 1986 was unknown outside the US...Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
Truckman wrote:Does that mean if I got off the plane at Heathrow with just my suitcase and my Discover Card, I'd probably starve to death?...I had no idea the credit card I've used since 1986 was unknown outside the US...Ben
Probably. I think you'd need to acquire a Visa or Mastercard. Loads of places over here won't even take American Express!
Were you trying the myelomauk.org site from the end of the video? You could try and donate on this page instead - it may be a little more forgiving because it's an international site.
I don't care what they said as long as they stumped up cash!
You'll be pleased to know that I have just finished reshaving it so that you and the Woolies can experience the full unfuzzy glory of my baldy head tomorrow night! I didn't think it was right that you should lose out!