The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I have the week off and dont want to spend all of it decorating, playing computer games or slighly downloading work emails and doing them (like I kinda did this morning - oops) -
So I am looking for suggestions for things to do on Thursday - if you all throw in ideas, we will have a quick poll and provided the winner is legal/possible and semi-sensible I promise to do it on Thursday -
It will add some variety to my week off and make you guys feel like you are having a day from work too (kinda - but maybe not)
Ok - so its over to you!
Or does this idea suck? Its so hard to tell....
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
not far off the mark there matey - those pigs are wicked, they're dog sized and whilst they have black skin they are covered in thick ginger spikey hairs, feel amazing to touch and they're really friendly (in a completely non-sexual way, before you start)
I'd appreciate knowing they were still there actually as they were 'temporarily' removed during the whole foot and mouth business
oooh, other Brissle things to do - well there's always the 'massage' parlour at the bottom of Gloucester Rd. thats entertaining so I hear
have you ever tried sushi? it's amazing, my new favourite thing.. but for the record, sushi isn't just raw fish.. you can get a 'maki roll' - which is the one i think of when i think of sushi with the rice and the seaweed.. but it doesnt have to be raw fish on the inside, in fact the other night i ordered one with a yummy deep friend soft shell crab middle -mmmmmh
(officially i think 'sushi' refers to the lump of raw fish ontop of a piece of rice, but still)
The comment '8 hours is enough for me' that Stead made when he logged off City of Heroes at about 8pm last night suggests that he did not make use of any of your excellent suggestions...