The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Woohoo. It's a Bank Holiday weekend! (For our US cousins, that'd be yet another free day off!) And the weather's supposed to be pretty good, too! I may try and organise a barbeque!
But how many Memorial Days do you get a year, hmm? As many as we get bank holidays? We get 6, normally. Scotland, I believe gets 9 and Norther Ireland scrapes in as winner with 10!
