The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I labored all I'm going to for 60 years, Jon, I'll leave that to you younger folks now...For instance, my nephew and one of his buddies are earning extra money on their weekend by remodeling the apartment above my garage...Time to rent it out again...Ben
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