The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Not on a Sunday, dude. We only had the one dress you see, so we had to take it in turns to wear it.
I'll do you all a deal. If everyone (or a reasonable proportion of you) posts pre-teen pictures of themselves, I'll post a picture of me, taken at a similar time to the above, posing with Thomas the Tank Engine.
heh, i've recently been working with a certain mobile telecoms provider who use a distinctive pink and grey colour scheme - except i was reliably informed, its not pink its actually 'magenta'
