The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well, somebody has to step up to the plate and volunteer, so I'll do it...I am now the CFO/Collector/Treasurer of the Jon Steadman Christmas Fund...All contributions should be sent directly to me and before Christmas 100% of the funds will be used to purchase a suitable present for Jon, less the standard administrative, corporate, research and travel expenses incurred by this non-profit organization...
Remember, send cash only to Truckman (large denominations preferred)......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
Stead - I'm looking, but I can't see how it goes. I mean it doesn't have any wheels or wings or anything. And you need 3 people to work it! Have you even ever had 3 people in your house?