The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well, apparently all of us manly blokes are supposed to be hugging each other.
As a relatively stereotyped male, I'm not really up for hugging other blokes as a rule. Not, as the article says cos it might make me look like a homosexual (the mincing does that!), but cos it's all a bit girly. Lordy, we'll be kissing each other on the cheeks next!
That said, I usually give my dad and my little brother a hug when I see them. I usually give my big brother the finger.