The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Thing is, it kinda runs in tandem with what happened football-wise up here, cos Rangers are the dark side, Ibrox is the Death Star, etc, etc, so they got their revenge!
Gutted you may be but to an unbiased (i.e. English :) ) fan of the beautiful game, it was one of the most exciting ends to any season I've ever come across, can't beleive Celtic let that slip away from them.....will still be talked about in a hundred years time.
quote: Originally posted by: Short Santa "regarding my comments above - they also apply to last nights game between Liverpool and AC Milan - simply beautiful - I was crying"
In respect of this match, I just received the following e-mail on behalf of the guy running the Leadership course I'm on (who is a Scouser) - copied into all 200-odd people on the course and the HR director of the bank:
I trust you are all well and looking forward to the bank holiday weekend.
Bob Jones has asked me to write to advise you that from now on all EMP workshops will begin and end with a hearty rendition of ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’……… This will be done in both English & Greek……….!!!!
Should anyone have any questions or queries, with regard to this please do not hesitate to contact myself or Bob.
Shortly afterwards, the following response was issued by the HR director:
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This is not an advice it’s an instruction and must be implemented immediately. Dress code will be Anfield red on all future workshops and the focus will be on the importance of making small adjustments just as Rafael Benitiz did at half time last night, although I, for one, wish he hadn’t put his t*** on the table( pitch, Kewell) quite so early!!
Sorry to you non footballers, please indulge us cos Liverpool only win the Champions League in the year that Pope’s are elected and therefore the next opportunity may be a long time coming!!!
