The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Either way ... tis a monster, I can use the internet properly again, I can record music again, I can type a letter ... um ... I can ... um ... waste hours doing nothing.
Best part though, I had to take the day off for delivery ... and now it's arrived ... so I can go out and not be in work :)