I'll tell you a very, very amusing (for me) anecdote...

This morning as I got ready to leave for work, I was feeling a bit depressed. I didn't want to go to work, I didn't sleep well last night and my coffe machine broke down.

As I didn't want to disappoint all my collegues by not showing up, I decided to go to work anyway.

I got in my car and drove out my driveway and I saw the girl next door (just turned 19 and is very, very, VERY attractive) getting the mail from her mailbox. But to my amasement/amusement, she was completely naked!!! It was very cold this morning, so why she went outside naked is a mystery to me. When she saw me she suddenly seemed the realise her morning greetings looked a litttle bit to friendly today an ran as fast as she could inside and was clearly very embarrased...

Now, I know I will never look at the girl next door, the same way... Our relationship has now been changed forever!!!

This is a true story!!!!

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Originally posted by: ddvmor
"Attaractive naked neighbours make up for the lack of coffee any day! "

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Yeah, I normally need my coffee in the morning to boost my energy to start the day... But man, this woke me up even better!!! She can do that every morning imo!!! I wouldn't mind..., no really, I wouldn't!

dont know why but this makes me laugh

EN: You lucky, lucky bastard.
BRIAN: What?
BEN: Proper little jailer's pet, aren't we?
BRIAN: What do you mean?
BEN: You must have slipped him a few shekels, eh?
BRIAN: Slipped him a few shekels? You saw him spit in my face!
BEN: Ohh! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang
awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.
BRIAN: Well, it's not exactly friendly, is it? They had me in manacles!
BEN: Manacles! Ooh oooh oh oh. My idea of heaven is to be allowed to be
put in manacles... just for a few hours. They must think the sun shines out o' your arse, sonny.
BRIAN: Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time!
BEN: You've had a hard time?! I've been here five years! They only hung me
the right way up yesterday! So, don't you come 'rou--
BRIAN: All right. All right.
BEN: They must think you're Lord God Almighty.
BRIAN: What will they do to me?
BEN: Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.
BRIAN: Crucifixion?!
BEN: Yeah, first offence.
BRIAN: Get away with crucifixion?! It's--
BEN: Best thing the Romans ever did for us.
BRIAN: What?!
BEN: Oh, yeah. If we didn't have crucifixion, this country would be in a
right bloody mess.
BRIAN: Guards!
BEN: Nail him up, I say!