The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
After he sent me the link to the Board again, I maild him back saying you guys were missing him, se sent this:
unfortunately the security doods at work dont feel the jammy dodger love so im unable to get on the site - and staring at a pc all day doesnt make me want to go home stare at a pc when im there unless it is absolutley necessary. Also have exams coming up - mcdba/mcse exams - mans all work and no play for joe at the minute!