The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'm bored at work today. I 'sort of' make my own work - I can certainly control my diary and to some extent decide how involved I'm going to get with things.
For various reasons I'm not that motivated at the moment and the consequence is that I'm now quite bored. So I'm going to tell this joke to pass the time
A guy walking down the street see's his friend coming the other way holding a box - "Hello mate, what have you got there?" he says. His friend opens the box and reveals a giant poo inside "Wow - where are you going with that?" the man asks "I'm going to the Doctor with it" his friend replies "Why would you take that to the Doctor?" enquires the man "because it made my eyes water" his friend replies...
thanks - I'll be here all week - tip your waitresses....
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
