The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
3 points for pens 4 points for stress squeezy ball things 8 points for a tshirt and 10 points for miscellaneous items (hopefully an xbox 360 but i won't hold my breath, altho i will award myself more points if that happens)
Well I'd suggest that an x-box would be worth 360 points. I'd be impressed - especially since it ain't on sale 'til Christmas.
We need evidence of your booty. (by booty, of course, I mean your loot, rather than your backside... although... ahem). We can then Royally approve your score!