The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I can't. I can say 'age' , though. It's about 10 years since she was looking fine in that Bond movie. She looks okay for a 38 year old and I suspect decent lighting and makeup would sort her out!
I just looked at her Wiki page and found this:
On November 8, 2006, officers from the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) were called to the River Rock Casino in Richmond, B.C., where Richards was making a movie. After seeing two photographers taking her picture from a nearby balcony, she confronted them, and threw their two laptop computers over the balcony. One laptop struck an 80-year-old woman in a wheelchair. The other laptop grazed the arm of a 91-year-old woman. Neither woman suffered serious injury, and no charges were pressed against Richards.[22][23][24]
I chuckled. It's the sort of thing that happens in a rubbish comedy movie starring Jim Carrey or Ben Stiller.
-- Edited by ddvmor on Wednesday 22nd of July 2009 09:33:27 PM
...Ben
