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ddvmor


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Some of these are just mean. But most of them are funny!

http://dontevenreply.com/index.php

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Susan


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omfg.gif  And I was thinking of putting an ad selling my car in the classifieds - don't think I'll risk it!



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I think I've met all those people...batting...Ben

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ddvmor


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Susan wrote:

omfg.gif  And I was thinking of putting an ad selling my car in the classifieds - don't think I'll risk it!



I promise that if you do, I will will be that A-hole!

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JonnyStead


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The 'Horse Farm' one is just awful. And I'm not sure I would be committing some of those actions to permanent electronic record!

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sha76jam


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What's your car? (I'm shopping!)

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Susan


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It's a 2 yr old Citroen Picasso 1.6 petrol Exclusive with aircon, cruise control, rain-sensitive wipers, auto lights & comfort pack. 25,000 miles, full service history & garaged every night.  Company car forces sale.

Oh, and most importantly, it's dark grey.

Send me a pm if you're interested.  aww

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It also comes with windows and ceiling blinds, carpet tiles on the floor and a nice set of bamboo furniture... no wait... thats a conservatory... oops :)


sorry Susan....

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Susan


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evileye

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sha76jam


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A little out of my price range methinks! Back to the lottry that is car hunting :(

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ddvmor


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Let us help you choose a car! What are your requirements? tell us all, so that we can find a way to convince you to buy a DeLorean!

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ddvmor wrote:

Let us help you choose a car! What are your requirements? tell us all, so that we can find a way to convince you to buy a DeLorean!


Negative...Some of my customers owned DeLoreans when I pulled wrenches for a living...Pure trash...Ben

 



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But they can travel in TIME!!!

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JonnyStead


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Only with the optional flux capacitor dude....

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sha76jam


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Budget: up to £1500
5 door
Driving: Mainly weekend motorway/A road trips, otherwise short trips to the beach & town, but rarely in heavy traffic.
I'm looking for good fuel economy & something reliable but that's not going to cost a fortune to repair if it does go wrong. Oh, & I'd like it to have a more useful accelerator than my dodgy old Fiesta, fed up of chugging along & measuring 0-60 in minutes!

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sha76jam wrote:

Budget: up to £1500


I just did a currency conversion and that's less than $2500.00...I don't know what the used car market is like in GB, but that won't even buy a car that runs here...You should buy Susan's car and pay her a dollar a year until it's paid off...clap...Ben

 



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That's 3 times what my budget's been in the past! Won't be any problem, other than motivating myself to go car shopping!

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ddvmor


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You should probably get a DeLorean. It's got less doors than you want, but they open up like WINGS! It'll never cost you anything if it goes wrong cos you'll have to SRCAP it. And it's perfect for a dog, too. I mean, a dog DROVE one in BTTF.

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I think I need to shop for my next truck in the UK...Maybe they're so cheap because the steering wheels are all on the wrong side...confuse...Ben

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JonnyStead


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sha76jam wrote:

That's 3 times what my budget's been in the past! Won't be any problem, other than motivating myself to go car shopping!


How about these 2

1999 TOYOTA AVENSIS 2.0 TD GS 4dr Diesel Saloon

Price:

£475

ONO

Features:

  • 16,000 miles
  • Manual
  • Red
  • Diesel
  • Saloon
  • 1975 cc

Full Description:

Glossary of Terms

16,000 miles, 4 Door Saloon, Red, Diesel, Manual, PAS, Trip computer, 3x3 point rear seat belts, Drivers airbag, Passenger airbag, Side airbags taxed and tested ready to drive away. £475 ONO.

 Its a toyota - they dont know how to say "it broke down"

or this

Photograph of NISSAN PRIMERA DIESEL HATCHBACK (1996 - 1999) 2.0 TD SLX 5DR [AC] 6 photos

Technical Data

1998 NISSAN PRIMERA 2.0 TD SLX 5dr [AC] Diesel Hatchback (private)

  • 13,900 miles
  • Manual
  • Red
  • Diesel

5 Door Hatchback, Red, Turbo Diesel, Manual,12 months MOT electric windows, mirrors, sunroof, remote central locking, alloy wheels, tow bar,air conditioning, stereo very economical and reliable.First time

 

Again - its a Jap car so it wont break down


they are both on autotrader :)



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sha76jam


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Both cars that are on the shortlist.

Am suspicious about that particular Avensis though, price & milage seem a little too good to be true &, although I know red paint is notorious for fading unevenly, surely not that badly in 10 years? Maybe I just have a suspicious mind. Would probably still check it out if I wasn't heading in the opposite direction tomorrow.

So who put the Delorean up on Autotrader?

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