The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
VATICAN CITY, ROME -- A German brewery is enjoying new success following a label change, and a "thumbs-up" from a high-profile fan of its beer, German native Pope Benedict XVI.
The Stuttgart brewery "Stuttgarter Hofbreau" had been struggling to sell its wheat beer until a label-change turned business around. Then, Pope Benedict XVI, formerly Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, reportedly gave his approval to the new brand name.
The brewery sent a beer truck to Rome this past weekend to deliver 700 liters, or 185 U.S. gallons of beer to Pope Benedict XVI.
"hallo Popey, just popping round for a beer, stick a four pack in the fridge, and get your goons to get some crisps, yes, salt and vinegar, you know it makes sense"
....puts on rubber soled shoes, peers nervously upwards....
quote: Originally posted by: Short Santa "and my new best mate "hallo Popey, just popping round for a beer, stick a four pack in the fridge, and get your goons to get some crisps, yes, salt and vinegar, you know it makes sense" ....puts on rubber soled shoes, peers nervously upwards...."
"Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos were lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a mountain in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'."
"The Colour of Magic" Terry Pratchett
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I aint no wide eyed rebel, but I aint no preachers son.
"Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos were lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a mountain in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'."
"The Colour of Magic" Terry Pratchett
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I give up trying to make this post work :(
-- Edited by Aodan at 15:35, 2005-05-13 oh sure NOOOOOOW it works :(
