The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So here's a story about fat kids - who were being tested to see how much exercise they did, attaching their pedometers to their pet dogs to fool the scientists.
So the next time a fatty tells you that its not their fault, or they just cant understand it, because they eat a healthy diet and exercise but just keep putting on weight... you know not to trust them!