The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
By the way yes, they're bastards, all about revenue etc, etc, etc, blimmin scameras.
Another forum I visit deals with Subaru Impreza motor cars - and they're always whinging about cameras, and how they should be allowed to drive at 110 (cos the road was clear, and the conditions good, guv honest) lets not do that here to please?
quote: Originally posted by: Short Santa "Not something you need worry about surely DDV?"
I tried to push the Skoda to it's limit on the ring road last night. It got to about 60 and plateaued. So... to answer your question - speed cameras aren't a problem for me!
(Tosser)
Anyway - I seem to recall seing something on the news in the last couple of days that the AA were lobbying to have the speed limit raised to 80 on certain stretches of motorway.
quote: Originally posted by: Short Santa "Another forum I visit deals with Subaru Impreza motor cars - and they're always whinging about cameras, and how they should be allowed to drive at 110 (cos the road was clear, and the conditions good, guv honest) lets not do that here to please?"
Urm. I recall similar whinging coming from a certain festive short guy about a particualr stretch of road he knows very well while zooming along at ridiculous speed...
(I was in the passenger seat, white with fear and trying to make last minute apologies to God for ignoring him all these years)
quote: Originally posted by: Copper "(I was in the passenger seat, white with fear and trying to make last minute apologies to God for ignoring him all these years) "
I recall doing that once in a taxi in Rome... although I felt I had a leg up on the God situation because I had just come from the Vatican.
quote: Originally posted by: Andromeda "I recall doing that once in a taxi in Rome... although I felt I had a leg up on the God situation because I had just come from the Vatican."
That would certainly put you ahead of me in the queue...I swore in the Vatican and may have taken the big guys name in vain (accidently I might add, I was merely trying to express my awe at all the gold) and forgot to say thank you to a nun who sold me a bookmark.
Heh. So what can we read into this then? Halo has no liver and cannot spell. Therefore, by inference, people without livers cannot spell. The liver is essential for, or at least a significant contributor to the brain's ability to spell stuff correctly.
I need a grant to study this further. In the Bahamas.
Of course as the test subject I would be along as well right?
I could plunder the carribean in full pirate mode, while you test my spelling and increadible ability to consume copius amounts of alchohol with no liver. Sounds like a winner to me!
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