The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
My grandfather was a great stone skipper. We'd go to the beach by his house all the time to do it. He could get something like 15 or so jumps out of a stone - and knew exactly which stones would work just at a glance.
My brother was a fairly good close second. Most I ever got was 8 or so.
I am pretty good at Stone Skippin' myself. Went on a week long canoe trip in high school and we used to make bets on who could skip it the most. Just look for smooth flat stones, river stones are the best. Grip the thing in the valley between your thumb and pointer finger, drop down side-arm and let 'er fly. The goal is get the stone to spin off of your pointer finger when throwing.