The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It also lasts forever...I bought a white leather couch and two matching recliners 20 years ago...The couch is still perfect (and really comfy) but I wore out the mechanical;s of one recliner...Fortunately I had the backup...Ben
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Not sure of the rules but Dazza seems to need babes in a thread which already has an amazing picture ... still, I'll have a go and try to keep 'em semi on-topic too :)