The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well done Lite. Of course that probably means you spend far too much time playing the game! Twice as much as the Number 2, anyway!
Here. Did you notice Stead's boyfriend at number 8 there?
For those who don;t play the game... That particular player latched on to Stead and decided that they were best friends. He was like a stalker. I think Stead secretly liked it.
