The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It's true. Maybe the way forward is to get the NiceCupOfTea people to link to us on their site rather than threatening them with an empty champagne bottle...
maybe we should all just talk about jammie dodgers a bit more in our posts, like if we make it a rule - every time you post something, say it.. and then those bots will find lots of jammie dodger occurances?
Jammie dodgers are cool. We should definitely talk about jammie dodgers in the future more often than we talk about jammie dodgers currently. And we should use the phrase Jammie Dodgers as often as possible within the context of talking about jammie dodgers.
If I'd've had a phone with a camera on it, or indeed a digital camera, with me on Wednesday morning I could have posted a photograph of the jammie dodger lorry I passed on the motorway.
maybe we should try and get a person who works in the jammie dodger industry to join our board..
it could be a fancy lorry driver with wireless internet in his cab, the head of jammie dodgers, a jammie dodger packer, a jammie dodger package maker or even a jammie dodger taste tester
there has to be so many out there, let that be our mission
I ate a whole oack of jammie dodgers yeserday, in about 10 minutes! (I was hungry!) Had salad for my tea though (jammie dodger free), so I'm counting it as part of a balanced diet!