The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So three paragraphs into a long and fascinating post on the Facebook thread, my computer decides to simply shut down and configure some updates with no warning at all.
A similar thing happened on Catfish's laptop last night and I pooh poohed the idea that it would happen entirely without warning, suggesting instead that it probably gave her a message box in the corner with a countdown or something.
So yeah. F**ck you, Windows.
The update has also very kindly disabled my cordless mouse and I've had to find and plug in a wired one while I troubleshoot it.
So f**ck you again, windows.
Rather than popping online to check some emails and get on with some stuff, I'm fixing you again.
F**ck you one more time. And f**ck yo momma too. And your pet gerbil. In the ear!
My laptop keeps flashing a tiny message in the quick start bar saying it's going to restart in 5 minutes to install some updates. I'm being rebellious and postponing it at the moment.
"quit surfing porn and get back to business" ? That is Darren's business...
...Ben
