The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
In a way it potentially reniforces the 'macho man from the ice age'
Imagine, poor downtrodden wifey has seperated the whites from the coloureds, loaded the machine, put the powder and conditioner stuff in the drawer (or in the little mesh bag if they're a bit posh), but, oh no, now she needs to find hubby to start the blessed thing!, Where is he?, Is he at work? - no, has he taken the kiddies to the park? - no, is he saving the world from climate change - no, in fact he's down the boozer with his mates, his machismo newly enforced by the receipt of the 'power' to allow the washing to be done when he so desires.
Nice one Peppy, you've probably just increased the chances of poor down-trodden wifey receiving a black eye tonight.
Blimey, I've got a black view of the world today, must be something to do with being back at work....
"Your Turn is also childproof. Parents can be confident that young fingers will not be able to operate the washing machine as it is only their fingerprints that can start it. "
If my mom had this when I was growing up, perhaps I wouldn't have washed quite as many crayons and rocks