The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I hope he trips on his crossbow and gets a bolt stuck in his eye. And then I hope that eye gets infected and fills the inside of his head with pus and then it swells up and pops like an enormous fetid boil... which his what his face looks like anyway.
Thank you - he is always being mean to me and I do nothing to deserve it. I'm never without pain and he always makes me feel worse... its so horrible...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson