The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I was out for one hour this morning watching Cian play football. It was cloudy.
Obviously not cloudy enough, as I now have a sunburnt freckle (and other bits). Looks like I should have worn something with a little more fabric on the front.
There was sunshine in Nailsea this morning for about 5 minutes while I was in the bathroom. Then I drove to Bristol where, yes, i concur, it rained almost non-stop all day. Great.