The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
My face is so badly sunburned it's gone shiny. Also, I can't move my forehead. It's like I have a dodgy star trek prosthetic stuck to it... only it's a prosthehetic of a shiny red version of my own forehead.
An update for you: My forehead is now brownish and crusty. Peeling and flaking is due to start at any time. My right eye is puffy and swollen for no apparent reason.
Carry on...
-- Edited by ddvmor on Wednesday 3rd of June 2009 10:57:23 AM
An update for you: My forehead is now brownish and crusty. Peeling and flaking is due to start at any time. My right eye is puffy and swollen for no apparent reason.
Carry on...
-- Edited by ddvmor on Wednesday 3rd of June 2009 10:57:23 AM
Never mind that palaver...I'm concerned about the condition of Susan's...er...chest......Ben
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Never mind that palaver...I'm concerned about the condition of Susan's...er...chest......Ben
Looking good thanks Ben.
I'm sure it looks good, but I may be more qualified than you to make that judgement concerning high value equipment...I suggest we arrange an examination...I'll bring my doctor license and everything......Ben
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Pretty much. I'll buff it up with a bit of car wax later.
I have to go hat shopping tonight, so I can make sure I don't expose my new head to any sun!
Hats don't suit me. If I can persuade someone to go with me, maybe I'll get them to photograph me in a selection of hats and you can vote for the best one! There's marginally more point in voting for my hat than there was in voting for our local and European representatives yesterday.
What about that hat you wore in that picture that one time a long time ago. You were with your brother.. and you took it with your phone... that's about all I remember.
There might have been a cave involved.. or a bunker or something.
What about that hat you wore in that picture that one time a long time ago. You were with your brother.. and you took it with your phone... that's about all I remember.
There might have been a cave involved.. or a bunker or something.
Do you mean these:
I'm pretty sure I'm the first one, but it's hard to tell...
They were taken in the caves under nottingham. There was a WW2 bunker and they left us alone with gas masks and tin helmets. What were we gonna do?
-- Edited by ddvmor on Friday 5th of June 2009 09:20:42 PM
There was another picture with you in a hat with things hanging from it. I thought it was from that same trip, but perhaps I was mistaken. It was my desktop for a while.
(But yeah those were the bunker pics I was thinking of heh)
Aodan wrote:There was another picture with you in a hat with things hanging from it. I thought it was from that same trip, but perhaps I was mistaken. It was my desktop for a while.
Infatuation obviously......Ben
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Aodan wrote:There was another picture with you in a hat with things hanging from it. I thought it was from that same trip, but perhaps I was mistaken. It was my desktop for a while.
That must be the Aussie cork hat. The picture must be around somewhere. I have the hat somewhere, too!
Here it is. It's a smaller picture than I remember...
Truckman wrote:
Infatuation obviously......Ben
Who can blame her? I'm hot!
-- Edited by ddvmor on Saturday 6th of June 2009 12:39:09 PM
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