The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
LILLE, France (AFP) - Three Britons face charges of drug trafficking after preparing to cross the English Channel on a jet-ski with 46 kilogrammes (100 pounds) of cannabis, police said.Three men, aged from 30 to 47, were arrested Sunday at a camping ground near Sangatte on France's north coast where they were waiting for good weather before attempting the crossing on a "high powered" jet-ski, police said.
The men were allegedly carrying three large sacks containing 46 kilogrammes of cannabis when they were arrested.
"It's fairly unusual that drug traffickers risk a channel crossing on a jet-ski. It's dangerous, especially at this time of year," a policemen said.
Two other men, suspected of waiting to pick up the drugs, were arrested by police at Dover on the British side of the Channel.
A total of 15,000 pounds (29,000 dollars, 23,000 euros) was seized after police searched the British home of the suspected head of the drug trafficking network.