Gender profiles.

Copper · **Superhero Extraordinaire**

Gender profiles.

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

We feel blessed...

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Hmm. Given that statistic, I feel exceptionally lucky. The split of our team is particularly fortuitous. We have 7(?) members... three of whom are definitely boys and three of whom are definitely girls. And one I've never met, so I don't know.

To clarify (and I'm sure you can see this coming a mile off) I am counting Stead as a girl, because he behaves and looks like one.

Now then, Copp. Can you tell us what the average boy/girl split is on internet forums such as this? Then we'll see how jammie we really are!

Short Santa · **For entertainment purposes only!**

I'm not commenting on this debate, cos it could lead to mass hysteria, the drowning of witches, ferrets ruling the world, and the return of Pharoah (hah! spelt right!) Tutankhamoun. (not sure if spelt right)

Nighty, night.

Lite · **I'm lite... and I'm fantastic!**

I'm in total agrement with copp here. Us girls here by demand to be treated like the extra special princesses we are. Your heros should lay down their lives for ours whenever posable.

Now.. shower us with praise!

Andromeda · ***Proud House-Owner***

Now that sounds like a plan!

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

quote:
Originally posted by: Lite
"Now.. shower us with praise!"

Heh. Can you elaborate on these showers you'll be taking?

Copper · **Superhero Extraordinaire**

quote:
Originally posted by: Short Santa
"I'm not commenting on this debate, cos it could lead to mass hysteria, the drowning of witches, ferrets ruling the world, and the return of Pharoah (hah! spelt right!) Tutankhamoun. (not sure if spelt right) Nighty, night."

Pardon? Have you been at the Swedish vodka?

Lite · **I'm lite... and I'm fantastic!**

er... wet and wild ones? o_O

now gimme praise!

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Lite · **I'm lite... and I'm fantastic!**

good boy *cracks whip*

Copper · **Superhero Extraordinaire**

In an attempt to drag this post back to my original point, I have more interesting facts.

3 out of 5 boys 'gender bend' as online gamers. Therefore, if 85% of players are male, 66% of characters are female. But as we know from my earlier post...only 15% are real girls. That leaves a staggering amount of boys playing girls (51% of characters). Even more if some girls want to be boys.

Two lessons from this.

1. Be careful who you wink at during those long late night gaming sessions (unless you want to bump into Santa's friend Pamela).

2. There is a 3/10 chance that a girl character is a real girl. Based on those odds, Lite and Copper are probably boys.

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Hmm. Interesting.

Stead. Do you gender bend when you're online? Only I notice you always play boys. Or... er... play with boys.

-- Edited by ddvmor at 09:45, 2005-04-25

Lite · **I'm lite... and I'm fantastic!**

oh my! that is a worring fact.. hm.... Better cheak lights panties... dont know what i could find :O

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

...er...

Copper · **Superhero Extraordinaire**

The mere mention of Lite's undergarments has stunned BigMan into silence.

Lite · **I'm lite... and I'm fantastic!**

men are so easy to control hu copp?

Feel my words of power!

Copper · **Superhero Extraordinaire**

Hmm. To be honest I was a tad silenced too...

(I'm a prude..)

I think CoH shoudl be renamed to something that warns people about the latent porn factor...

Lite · **I'm lite... and I'm fantastic!**

*giggles* English people are so adorable for there prudish ways :) its cute.. but silly anyway. All girls wear panties... its hardly a rude thing to say :P

A have a american friend who plays CoH. He uses a nudity patch thingy so all the heros are naked O_O. See that? thats creepy.

-- Edited by Lite at 10:14, 2005-04-25

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Ew.

This is getting worse. The contents of Lite's pants? Nude heroics? Whatever next?

Lite · **I'm lite... and I'm fantastic!**

sorry copp.. i apear to have made your thread rather dirty o_O

it needs a spring clean *nod nod*

Copper · **Superhero Extraordinaire**

Wait, I'll call my German housemate. She likes cleaning.

Copper · **Superhero Extraordinaire**

I was so excited about those stats...and was really hoping some of you might have some interesting thoughts on the minds of virtual superheroes and gender transfer in cyberspace. I find the whole thing fascinating.

But no...just knickers.

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Panties, Copper. Panties.

Look. When Lite starts talking about her pants, we ain't gonna stop her. It just wouldn't be right.

Back on subject... your stats don't mention figures for girls playing boys. I think we've discussed this before. We don't think it happens much.

Furthermore... on the basis that during play, one has to gaze at the backside of one's character the whole time, would it be fair to say that any blokes who don't cross-genderize whilst online are latently woofters on the basis that they subconciously like looking at men's bums?

HaloBurn · **Dad** Yarrr...

did I miss something who is stead? is he/she a he or a she and what character are they in the game I am confused by all this?

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

She/he* plays Diode. And she/he* ain't here to defend herself/himself just now, so I feel perfectly justified (and, more importantly I have an illusion of safety) in mocking her/him in her/his absence.*

*delete as applicable

(he's a boy really. But he acts like a LADY!)

Short Santa · **For entertainment purposes only!**

yadda, yadda, we're so lucky....

You are lucky that you found such a nice buch of chaps to explain what ROFLMAO, strafing etc. means.

PS thanks for dressing like 'normal' girls, hahahahahahahaaaaa

Copper · **Superhero Extraordinaire**

Roll On Floor Laughing....and then what?

Sorry, don't speak geek...

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

My Arse Off.

Copper · **Superhero Extraordinaire**

Oh. Bit rude.