The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'd forgotten how much fun it is, especially when people quit when you're ahead, amazed how much of it is being used for 'dodgy' chat though,
I mean Backgammon is a bit librarian, not really the sort of place I'd firsdt think of if (and I really cannot put enough emphasis on the word if, actually let me rtype that word) if I wanted to have dirty chat with a 55 yr old man calling himself 'Pamela'