The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt about the JDBB, but it was werid because everyone's avatars were real... like thats how we spoke - through our avatars... they walked around like people.. sort of.. its hard to explain...
but it was weird coming here when I woke up cuz all the posts that I "read" in my sleep weren't there and it was kind of disorienting...
I don't really remember anyone in particular - just that we were walking around the streets of my old neighborhood - where I grew up. And we had a lot of really big bouncing ball things. And we had to take a train somewhere and all the trains were named SM and a number.. like SM 1 and SM 30 and I "realized" the band Sum 41 must have gotten their name from these trains. And we passed St. Peter's Square which was right next to an amusement park, and the Vatican was at 15th Street off the subway - but you had to go backwards to get there.
A 747 landed safely in the amusement park next to the ferris wheel in a space no wider than a car - and I hit some old guy on a bicycle with one of the bouncing balls we had. A Yellow One. And he got all huffy and asked me if I remembered the Germans.
I have very vivid dreams, and I remember them a good deal of the time.
For some reason I am in the habit of dreaming of random famous people. Like they will have starring roles in my dreams. They are never themselves. They are always someone else. It used to be a game - who would show up in Jackie's dream tonight.
Like really obscure people sometimes.. the last dream I had where I remember the celebrities it was Heather Locklear, George Clooney, and Britney Murphy. I remember very little of that one save that I got into a fist fight with Heather Locklear, and George Clooney was nice to me.
Other dreams have included Donald Sutherland, Johnny Depp, Mia Farrow, the guy that played Dr. Green on ER, Corky from Life Goes On, Ricki Lake,(that was one dream) and sometimes celebrities that I don't know the name of I've just seen their face..
