The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Maybe ;) I have a friend who is even more obsessed with bacon than you are... I wasn't sure that was actually possible.. but he sent me a very disturbing conversation that he had with another friend this morning... and it pretty much tops all bacon devotion I've seen from anyone else so far ;)
friend: mmm tempting fate by having a blt friend: know what makes a blt better? danger other (now slightly disturbed) friend: it's like having sex without a condom other (now slightly disturbed) friend: except with bacon other (now slightly disturbed) friend: wait that didn't sound right friend: lol friend: no no, it sounds perfect
So far as I know, no one here has actually professed a desire to have intimate encounters with bacon. If you have, or you are contemplating it. my apologies for the oversight.
