The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'd never thought I would play a game like that ever. I even was the "anti-gamer" until this came out. I hated these things because I'd lost friends to it - it was all they ever did - Warcraft, Starcraft, etc etc etc..
Then this came out - and after using my boy's guest pass for a week - I had to go out and get my own copy.
Yeah. I'd never played on of these before CoH came out. Now I'm pretty hooked. It's great. Of course it does mean that the housework type stuff doesn't get done any more. grrr.
Quite right too. Where else are you going to find such an eclectic selection of clever and witty people who can while away the dull bit between arriving at work and going home - and many other times - with meaningless banter?