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ddvmor


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A weird thing happened to me in the gents...
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No... nothing grim today. Just... weird. Well maybe a little grim - but not in an old man crapping on the pavement or even the grimness displayed here.

A couple of days ago, I entered the gents and went over to the one urinal to do my thing. I was followed in by another guy who went over to the sinks behind me to was his hands. I thought nothing of this. A few moments later, I had taken care of business and he had finished washing his hands. I turned around to see him standing behind me with his fly open waiting for a turn on the urinal.

Odd behaviour, I think you'll agree.

While I wash my hands, he proceeds to wee and then simply leaves the room. So... he has to wash his hands before going... but doesn't afterward. What's with that?

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JonnyStead


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How grim - I was there today... I'm not saying why...

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It was opposite day?

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JonnyStead wrote:

How grim - I was there today... I'm not saying why...


Enforcing toilet law perchance?


Anyway, I notice you turn up when I'm not there.   Geesh!



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JonnyStead


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Yes, I did that deliberately - to upset your feelings...


Whats "Toilet law"?

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Susan wrote:

JonnyStead wrote:

How grim - I was there today... I'm not saying why...


Enforcing toilet law perchance?


Anyway, I notice you turn up when I'm not there.   Geesh!


You frequent the gents Susan?!!!

 



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ddvmor


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JonnyStead wrote:

Whats "Toilet law"?



Is it some variation on Sharia Law?

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JonnyStead wrote:

Yes, I did that deliberately - to upset your feelings...


Whats "Toilet law"?


Aw, thanks for thinking of me Stead  ;o)


Toilet Law's an unwritten code of conduct passed down from parent to child and contains edicts such as:

* Thou shalt not defecate on the seat
* Thou shalt keep thy flies fastened until the urinal becomes available 
* Thou shalt aim INTO the pan
* Thou shalt not hammer on the cubilcle shouting 'Lemme in you've been in there for bloody ages and I need a crap now'



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JonnyStead


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Potty mouth



See what I did there?

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