The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
OK so for our colonial friends, I should point out that Top Gear is the best programme in the UK because it contains reviews about fast cars, crazy challenges and blowing stuff up. They also like to "stick it to the man" - the man being anyone who complains, whether male or not.
There are some 'facts' about Top Gear that are considered common knowledge, and indeed I believed them, so I checked them out -
Jeremy Clarkson is James May's cousin - FALSE Jeremy Clarkson owns the rights top gear, owns the concept, somehow is more powerful in the world of top gear than a mere presenter - FALSE The Stig has in the past been played by Lewis Hamilton - FALSE
I am the greatest person living, who has ever lived and will likely ever live, superior in every measurable way - TRUE
Ithankyou....
-- Edited by JonnyStead on Thursday 23rd of April 2009 05:10:30 PM
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I'd never heard the cousin or the Lewis Hamilton ones. I'd definitely never heard about the last one.
You seem to have forgotten to cite your sources, therefore your post is of no more value than the original rumours and therefore this thread is teh ghey.
But thanks for coming!
-- Edited by ddvmor on Thursday 23rd of April 2009 07:54:02 PM
Not the jogging scene - that was too early on in my 'transformation'. Can't think when else my arse appears though...I shall have to watch it again - any excuse!
...Ben
