The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Darren gets to stay in for the boiler man to come and fix the boiler (he doesn't want to go out as it's his first weekend in!). I get to go to the mall and try on some coloured contact lenses and then to Yate (pronounced Yartay according to some - we just call it Yate) to buy a bra.
I'm the boss? Cool. I thought we were more of an equal opportunities commune. Come to think of it, I've got an invite here! I'm off to the Bosses Conference. See ya!